Rajder

Rajder poskončne pank zasedbe P.P.T. je seveda v angleščini, kot se za rajderje spodobi, vendar je trenutno še v fazi kopiranja iz .rtf fajla (243.856 znakov ni mačji, ampak levji kašelj)!

Kot vemo, so rajderji tujih bendov včasih zelo dolgi, zelo bizarni, vendar bomo P.P.T. zagotovo prekosili vse znane skupine.

P.P.T. rider

Revision 0.3 (2007-07-02)

Parking & walking

  • direct access to the backstage with car / limo / tour bus / yacht / helicopter must be provided for band, crew & fans
  • if distance between parking and backstage is greater than 300 meters please provide golf cart of some kind (5 of them to be exact),
  • if terrain is not suitable for golf carts provide 6-9 sherpas for the band and crew (VUP fans can walk (VUP - very unimportant person), if we have VIP fans / guests, provide 3 sherpas for each guest)

Stage

  • should be at least 15 m wide and 10 m deep
  • at least 7 Playboy playmates should be in the first row (makes us look more ice cold)
  • each band member must have at least one monitor for himself, and must hear what other members are playing (otherwise we will cancel the show immediatly),
  • drums should be lifted (exactly 42cm above the stage),
  • lead singer demands microphone holder a la Axl Rose (no giraffe),
  • lead guitarist demands 100 custom printed guitar picks with P.P.T. logotype, medium, in black colour and yellow logotype (for throwing into public),
  • bass player demands wireless microphone (Madonna style) and wireless plug for bass guitar,
  • E.T. demands direct spotlight into him all the time (it is a celebrity, an intergalactic one, if we might add),
  • lead guitarist requires his cable to be black with little white circle spots every 1 meter, this is to provide him with a visible clue of how far from his amplifier he is,
  • stage should provide monitoring system with LCD screens for chorus text as bass player and lead guitarist keep forgetting the lines, the text should be scrolled up and down before every chorus to get their attention, no explicit content is allowed to be shown on screens during show time, however, personal messages from nice girls and their backstage visit timeline is to be provided during the time lead guitarist and bass player are not singing to keep them focused on the screen for refrain singing,
  • singers position on stage should be marked with a visible letter O, created with silver duck tape, please do not at any circumstances mark this with white, non water resistant ordinary tape, as the letter O in silver provides focus Option (O), if you require any addition information on this please contact us on the day of the show,
  • bass player's performance on stage is very jumpy, especially during 7th and 17th song, occasionally even during encore, depending on show date and set list, therefore the stage material should be firm enough not so cause knee injury and it should also be very elastic. This is an important prerequisite as the bass player is very demanding,
  • we demand no stroboscopes on stage during the show, because E.T. will become very very violent. If lighting technitian uses stroboscopes, please provide 12 security members immediately to appease E.T. and lock him in the cage (see below),

Backstage

  • main backstage room should be at least 40m2 big for partying with fans / groupies after the show,
  • promotor must provide 4 separate rooms for band members if they have the urge have their beauty sleep and / or other activities (each room should have a kingsize bed, fridge with beverages (beers, champagne) and a pack of condoms, and a pack of cigarettes),
  • we need a cage for E.T., sometimes he gets grumpy and violent (especially if it drinks too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters or if lighting technician uses stroboscopes onstage), with telephone and local phone book (he sometimes likes to call someone),
  • beer
  • towels (with stripes that reminds web 2.0 design patterns)
  • food (before the show)
    • saher cake (2 pcs),
    • baklava (5 pcs),
    • prsuto (1 kg sliced)
    • cheese of some kind (sliced into exactly 1x1cm cubes)
    • Jaffa Cakes (6 packs)
  • food (after the show)
    • pizza burek (5pcs),
    • jufka kebab - cow meat (5 pcs),
    • tasty pizzas (5 pcs).
    • Jaffa Cakes (6 packs)

Recording of the show

  • 5 camera crews for recording, 3 on stage, 2 can be placed elsewhere (camera should not move too close to ET, as it may affect the lens due to intergalactic dust all over him, in addition, ET doesn't like his face to be shown from left side, please pay extreme caution on this)
  • 3 on-stage photographers, up to 12 in the photographers pit,flash is allowed, but only during 5th and 13th song, in addition, during jumps and solos flash is allowed but only on 1/3 of the power flash can produce

... other stuff

  • 50 screaming girls, dressed up as ordinary teen fans, with detailed knowledge of the songs and lyrics should be placed randomly into the crowd and tought to scream during the show for animation of other public,
  • drummer loves to throw drum sticks to the public if they don't scream, please inform the ambulance in advance to be ready,